First to comment…

*wait for it*

AND TO VOTE!

*American Anthem Plays while I grin while standing on a rock with one leg actuallly on the rock while I shoot Sean while Ralph is giving me the Stick Nodes Trophy while Epitaph and Explodive Bullet and ghost Sean and Empress Roux bow down to me while they all put me on my throne while Ralph declares me a Super Member out of them all while Ralph obviously comments what below me while people are throwing money at me while I kill Trump while I say this thing is cool while the news truck is on their way to interview me while I tell my family what happened to me today while I ACTUALLLY COMMENT SOMETHING ABOUT THIS STICK!*
This stick is amazing since it made me rich.

-gets chainsaws and cuts up all the normies in the world while I kill autocorrect while I make Siri and ultra-god and beatboxes at every random part of the day exept at night because he will keep bugging Sean while I’m having a sleepover with a lot of girls WHILE RALPH ACTUALLY SUBMITS MY STICKFIGURE(I’m kidding i didn’t submit any)while I get a hotub while I get a state, a planet, an orphanage, and the app named after me.-

*wakes up*

-smack lips- crap.

-turns on tv and sees me on news- WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

-burp-
-sees house on fire-

Yep. I was drunk with my friends again.

And the moral of this story kids is to get drunk a lot and to vote for sticks.(yes ladies can vote too) because if you don’t then that would be racism in stick language… raSTICKism.

YES I AM TOP TEN STORYTELLER IM THE THE BEST!