This is a B A S S. B A S S can only be handled by the stronkest of Slappers.

Any normie who tries to handle this glorious weapon dies in a split second, The slappers are a select few humans, hand picked by the god of S L A P P himself, Davie504. B A S S is the weapon of choice for the Slapper army, however, they can fight without their B A S S, knocking out their opponent with a single S L A P P. The Slappers are some of the most powerful fighters on the planet, no , in the galaxy. Their voice is so powerful, they cannot speak without vaporising the person they are talking to. They are not sad about this, they feel honoured. The only Slapper who can use his almighty voice is Davie504. The S L A P P god.

I just spent ALOT of time creating lore about Bassists, Please send help. and yes i am a Slapper
'Ralph's' Edit: The frick?

#BASS #SLAPP #Davie50r

Ralph's actual edit: I understood literally 0% of this, nicely done!