File:Candiru.nodes (6.6 KB)
Date:March 24, 2026
Category:Miscellaneous
This is a candiru, a small parasitic dangerous catfish that can SWIM INTO YOUR PP AND INTO YOUR BLADDER, causing immense pain. Don't piss in the Amazon river, guys.
#fish #pp #worm
#fish #pp #worm
Android How to download stickfigures & sounds:
- As of 3.2.0, Stick Nodes will no longer automatically find downloaded files in your /downloads/ folder. You must open the file with Stick Nodes explicitly for it to be moved into the correct folder.
- Download a NODES (or STK) or ZIP file. When done, tap it and "Open With" > "Stick Nodes". See this image for an example.
- Sounds: Download an MP3 file < 256kb. When done, tap it and "Open With" > "Stick Nodes"..
IOS 13+ How to download stickfigures & sounds:
- If using Chrome or Firefox, download a NODES (or STK) or ZIP file, select the file and "Open in Stick Nodes" after finished downloading.
- If using Safari, download a NODES (or STK) or ZIP file, follow these directions.
- Also for ZIP files, check out this quick and informative tutorial by Auto-Angel.
- Sounds: With Safari, follow these directions.
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NOT THE URETHRA CACTUS FISH
“Ah,what a nice pee on the ama-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!”
whats so funny about this
I’ve seen a casual geographic video about terrifying fish (one of them not actually being a fish but in fact the viscous Humboldt squid) and it told me that these parasites are not attracted to urine but the chances ain’t zero and there’s a chance that can happen, so it’s best that if you do need to pee in the Amazon, best do it by a tree or be ankle deep in water so that the chances are zero.
Take that