Candiru

Candiru
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File:Candiru.nodes (6.6 KB)

Date:March 24, 2026

Category:Miscellaneous

This is a candiru, a small parasitic dangerous catfish that can SWIM INTO YOUR PP AND INTO YOUR BLADDER, causing immense pain. Don't piss in the Amazon river, guys.

#fish #pp #worm
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SystematicToe
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SystematicToesubscriberuc-winner-lvl1featured-lvl1NANOTYRANNUS IS REAL

NOT THE URETHRA CACTUS FISH

Igorxke
Igorxke

“Ah,what a nice pee on the ama-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!”

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stick nodes fan!

whats so funny about this

DennisB
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I’ve seen a casual geographic video about terrifying fish (one of them not actually being a fish but in fact the viscous Humboldt squid) and it told me that these parasites are not attracted to urine but the chances ain’t zero and there’s a chance that can happen, so it’s best that if you do need to pee in the Amazon, best do it by a tree or be ankle deep in water so that the chances are zero.

Sonic fan340
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Take that