By the way Amazon is apparently coming out with their own video game service and it’s way cheaper than any console, this is likely the next step in video gaming history, barely any consoles anymore, just online unlimited data 5G high quality gaming.
Might be a while until it is completely available to everyone on Earth however.
2020-10-01 23:34:35 UTC 
Virgin PS5 vs Chad 12ft Skeleton
PS5:
Is like 1 ft
Have lame ass lights
Doesn’t give spiritual help
Is eye blinding white color
Kinda ugly
I want ps5 so I can play spiderman 2
Chad 12ft Skeleton:
12ft
No lights for ultimate spoop
Dispenses spiritual help 24/7
Eye soothing off-white color
Absolutely beautiful
The most beautiful comment thread on earth
By the way Amazon is apparently coming out with their own video game service and it’s way cheaper than any console, this is likely the next step in video gaming history, barely any consoles anymore, just online unlimited data 5G high quality gaming.
Might be a while until it is completely available to everyone on Earth however.
I forgot to mention it’s called ‘Luna’.
Ok salesman
Just pointing it out as a heads up. Consoles are probably going to go under given a year or so.
Id take the next gen console then sell it, then buy the 12 ft skeleton so i benefit even MORE
Brain level: ∞