My favorite line.

*furiously prepares to ask if you’ve finished the cum gun*

“I’m going to blow you to bits!”

This is only the setup, where’s the meat?

“Now would you shoot me with your ray gun?”

“I don’t touch the gays. I have standards!”

“I wish he’d shoot me with his ray gun!”

“Wow! That was shit!”

“Like an orphan with no arms or legs…Oh! with progeria!”