You will be burned at the stake, tortured, conscious cremation, thorns that dig deep into your brain, the removal of multiple organs and limbs, stabbed multiple times, drinking your own blood, sowed eyes shut, sowed ears closed, sowed nostrils closed, sowed mouth closed, gullotine, and finally head on a spike.

Then your remains will be sent into space until they mutate into a new species that we can study, and then you will be duplicated as minions.

Bad beginnings, but happy endings.

This is all under the request of everyone else.