Replying to comment by: MABwho’s more of a dilf, ralph or shawn

Sean’s actually a dad, and he’s buff af, so prob him

Replying to comment by: RedHoodMy birthday is Tuesday so how much money you got?

$-50

Pay up

Replying to comment by: 🦋 Sen! 🦋Here’s another question of the day from yours truly. Have

Like, not necessarily, but I\’ve had so many mediocre injuries that I basically don\’t feel pain, so imma just rapid-fire some random ones that actually kinda hurt

Tripped and skinned the shit out of my knee in 1st grade running around during recess, hurt a lot because I was a first grader

Accidentally fell off my scooter in 1st grade and slid down a steep ass hill on the sidewalk all the way down to the street, at least 10-15 seconds of sliding down, had scrapes in all sorts of places afterward

Got hit in the head with a stray metal lunchbox that fell from the sky in kindergarten, had a big ol bump on my head for a week or so

Hit in the face with a tetherball in 3rd grade, kinda hurt for while

Popped my kneecap in 3rd grade when I tried jumping from a chair to the couch and landed face first into cold hard tile.

Fell out of top bunk bed in 4th grade, hit head on dresser and hit back on bed

Tripped while running late to class in 6th grade, head hit iron bars full speed, then landed in mud

Ran into a kid who was at least 300 pounds and twice my size while running late to class in 7th grade, flew about three feet into the air, 10 feet back, and landed headfirst into a concrete pillar, stabbing myself in the back with a pencil that was in my bag on the way down

7th grade, I slipped in a puddle on a rainy day because I was running late to class, got winded, same 300 pound behemoth tripped on me and landed on my gut

In 7th grade after school I dropped a 20 pound dumbell onto my foot

In 8th grade I sliced my finger with an Exacto knife trying to make something

In 8th grade I burned myself with a recently acquired 900 degree woodburner trying to see if it was hot yet(it was)

Last month I dropped an 8 foot long 2×4 onto my head, then fell onto my foot

4 days ago I received several cuts trying to deconstruct a tape measure

36 seconds ago I slammed my finger into my desk trying to type this

And that\’s all the somewhat painful injuries I can remember!

Replying to comment by: m4.devsex joke

That was a joke?

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revised draft

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i\’m never going to finish this

Replying to comment by: that alien dudeI just fucking heard gun shots outside of my house

Ok and?