Yo, what it do; home skillet! Imagine blending up a stupid octopus and he says "I'm made of liquid you 12 millennia old telephone that is inanimate; you can't blend liquid, you idiot" wtf I'm gonna dab on him and send him to the Promised Land ten times over lmao!

[disabling contemporary speech mode]

I am needed to inform you that the paragraph above was ironic so that I can keep my reputation at an ideal level.

[enabling contemporary speech mode]

Yo, I might make that weird 8-Ball my husb—I mean, friend—CQ made a while ago, he typically calls it his special anal b—I mean—special basketball, he can't even get it far up in enou—I mean—he can't even toss it that far, and there aren't any hoops anywhere.

[disabling contemporary speech mode]

CQ is not my husband, nor does he have a special bead.

[enabling contemporary speech mode]

I hope my homies believe what I said earl—I mean… uh… nothing?

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