| Ralph Damiano |
| Role |
Developer of Stick Nodes |
| Location |
Connecticut, USA |
| Birthday |
February 3, 1991 |
| Twitter |
FTLRalph |
| Youtube |
FTLRalph |
| Other Websites |
My portfolio, My dev-blog |
| Favorite color |
#0096FF |
| Favorite number |
√2 |
| Favorite animated show |
Insert Jojo reference here. Also the Dragon Ball series for sure because that's what started it all. My Hero Academia, Attack on Titan, Dr. Stone too. Non-anime (kinda) however, the Avatar series (ATLA and Korra) too. |
| Favorite non-animated show |
Breaking Bad, Better Call Saul, Game of Thrones. House gets an honorable mention. |
| Favorite movie |
Not much of a movie person, idk. I did force myself to watch the Marvel movies and they weren't bad to be honest so, yeah, Endgame I guess. |
| Favorite video game |
I don't play much of anything so in terms of nostalgia there's Tomba 1 and 2, Spyro, Ratchet and Clank, Jak and Daxter among others. The original Genesis Sonic games are up there too. |
| Favorite food |
Orange chicken but, like, not the authentic kind. More like the sugar-chicken version where it just rots your teeth away as you eat it. |
| Ralph started making Stick Nodes one day because he was bored. He grew up practically addicted to a stickfigure-animation program called Pivot which sparked his interest in both animation and game development.
Eventually he got into Flash animation and Flash game development. He released quite a few games into the Flash gaming community, check out his portfolio for links.
Once mobile devices started taking over, he moved over to attempt Android games. After a few failed attempts, he released Plunder Peril - a quick 2-3 week project that was meant as Android-development practice.
After Plunder Peril, Ralph began work on Stick Nodes and in August 2014, Stick Nodes was released on Android with the iOS version following in November. Stick Nodes is built in Java with the LibGDX framework and uses RoboVM to port to iOS.
Fast forward to March 2020 when he was revising this page and he honestly can't believe Stick Nodes is still going so strong. Onward to world domination...
Fast forward again to August 2023 and really, I haven't been cancelled yet? |
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| Sean Byrnes |
| Role |
Site administrator, comedic relief |
| Location |
NSW, Australia |
| Birthday |
January 26, 1992 |
| Twitter |
S_Byrnes |
| Youtube |
Sean Byrnes |
| Other Websites |
None lol |
| Favorite color |
Yellow. |
| Favorite number |
42 |
| Favorite animated show |
Family Guy, American Dad and, like Ralph, Dragon Ball. |
| Favorite non-animated show |
The Big Bang Theory, Limitless, Criminal Minds & The Flash. |
| Favorite movie |
The Bucket List, Zombie Land & The Matrix. |
| Favorite video game |
The latest Call of Duty, Project Cars, Battlefield & Assassins Creed. |
| Favorite food |
Pancakes, KFC & Marinated Slow Cooked Roast Beef. |
| Sean is the site administrator and creator of the stickfigure submission system as well as a majority of the DBZ stickfigures. He also has a funny accent.
At around age 12 he discovered Pivot, ended up on Droidz.org looking for stickfigures to use in his animations, got fairly good after about 2 years.
He decided to make a website to host his animations on after having been on the forums for a long time. That's what got him into webdesign since the first iteration of his website was a terrible looking flash-based thing that at the time he thought was the best thing out.
After a while he realized how stupid it looked and behaved. So he looked into HTML and CSS, got it looking slightly better but it wasn't until he found WordPress that it started looking decent.
After that he went off the grid for a bit, got his Cert IV in IT and Webdesign, cemented his understanding of the internet protocols.
Lately he's been helping out around the Stick Nodes community and has been managing Animation Alpha. He's also been looking into game development and has begun a project that he hopes to finish one day soon, he can't really reveal anything about it but it's for mobile devices and will be a 2D sidescroller. |
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Hey
Hey!
What the fck did you just fcking say about me, you little btch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fcking words. You think you can get away with saying that sht to me over the Internet? Think again, fcker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fcking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little sht. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fcking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will sht fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fcking dead, kiddo.
Ralph’s edit: You made me go through and censor all of this. I will not forgive you.
Hehehe
missed one ralph
I should just ban you then I won’t miss anything.
IT’S A GOOD IDEA YEAH?
Yee
https://goo.gl/images/IuNQjF
Hey!
What in Davy Jones’ locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I’ll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I’ve led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o’ swag. I’ll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o’ pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o’ monsoon that’ll wipe ye off the map. You’re sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o’er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o’ the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I’ll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o’ the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn’t, ye didn’t, and now ye’ll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I’ll shit fury all over ye and ye’ll drown in the depths o’ it. You’re fish food now, lad.
This one doesn’t seem to have any banned words but it was still caught by the spam catcher.
Lol.
He
” I’ll sht fury all over ye and ye’ll drown in the depths o’ it. You’re fish food now, lad.”
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My god
Did you honestly just go through and replace every word with a lenny face?
Ya
Days random things.
Berke makes useless comments.
Such as
“yee”
“he”
“lol”
“ok”
But anyways. I’ve got a Gameboy with Pokemon Red and Tetris. I have no idea why I wanted to share this with you folks.
Berke, shut up I know what you’re going to say.
ye
I still haven’t played a Pokemon game.
Also yee.
UPLOADING VIRUS.EXE ████████████████] 99%
Nice can I download it yet?
i typed thiis wit my nose
İ typed thiis wit my fingers.
Ih tupedbghidxgyh my dhkle hsrnd
I’m not sure I want to know what you typed that with.
Same.
Onehighjump is having fun spamming around, lol.
Ye
Ralph’s edit: LINK IS GONE FOREVER
Ralph.
ITS COPYRIGHT SWORD TIME
Indeed. Thank you for your services.
DOUBLE COPYRIGHT SWORD TIME:
https://youtu.be/FbvgBRUNJN8
Looks like they already took that down themselves lol.
TRIPLE COPYRIGHT SWORD TIME:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3NlmRTWYowU
Let me join the copyright sword party.
https://youtu.be/QvlMq44kiR0
https://youtu.be/6mMXLFLUGkk (that Cameron dude that loves Ben 10 and spiderman illegally downloaded SN via this video, I believe. I thought he was nice but I can’t trust him anymore. Okey let’s move on.)
https://youtu.be/vsoAgxBKaC8
https://youtu.be/uBOO3hLL4sQ
https://youtu.be/O6OyfikSYZM
https://youtu.be/7oFmMkilfNM
https://youtu.be/VLF-6QoAHFY
https://youtu.be/GaxrWUj48sI
https://youtu.be/i3Sv_bNQs00
I think I got them all. If you guys see a comment that says “link reported”, that means I came here and I already reported the video on that huge comment.
I am the ultimate Illegal Stick Nodes Pro hunter. Now it’s all over my recommended, damnit.
Lol, wow. Thanks. Your comment was caught as spam because it has 50 thousand links.
I’ll leave the links because within a few minutes they should show up as taken down.
A small loan of a million links.
Still, justice was served.
24 hours later and they’re still up.
I’m totally using this time to go pirate the crap out of your app, Ralph.
Of course. Typically they are removed in an hour. Not this time though.
Good ol’ Youtube.
This one should be down soon thanks.
Tell me why the stick figure comments won’t work Ralph.
Now
I wish I knew. They apparently broke 2 hours ago for no reason. I’ve noticed it happen before in the past but then corrects itself. It’s taking longer than usual…
Days random thing.
I added the stickfigure descriptions as captions to the thumbnails when you click them and they enlarge.
Iz good. I love to read descriptions.
Yee
So am i