@epitaph200, this is exactly how the final boss in BOTW went for me:

Zelda:I’m sarry lonk! I caint hold him!
I’m weak as sh*t because holding giant demon malice robots is ssssssssuuuupppererer exhausting!
Wwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh!
Heart of malice:OOF
Ganon:oof..
Floor:oof.
Ganon:oof.
Lonk:YAY IM FLOIYING!
Ganon,oh hey man, waddup.
Champions: KAMEHAMEHA!
Ganon:oof
Link:lol, swipe swipe
Master sword: I have a voice! Swipe swipe.
Ganon:oof, you killed me, now I explode and fly away…
Lonk:crap…
Outside~
Ganon:rawr, I big pig now, fear me.
Lonk:oh, I tellleparted.
Zelda: oh sh*t! I, like got more power I guess, I guess I’ll hold ganon back again now.
Lonk:ok, come horse.
Horse:waddup?
Zelda: take thas bow. Shoort da glowy pentagrams on his sides and crotch.
Lonk:kay.pew pew.
Zelda:SHOORT HEEM IN DAY EYE!
Lonk:ok.pew
Ganon: oof.
Zelda and lonk:YAY LETS BUILD A KINGDOM!
Bob the builder:I can help!

Or, at least that’s how the boss went for me…