@everyone status report:
we are Deeply, DEEPLY disappointed in your effort to contribute to this company.

time and time again many of our workers have asked for your assistance yet you never reply. in the whole 3 years you’ve been in this company you have done nothing but stand around like a statue. not a single time have you contributed to anything at all. we at the board room have collectively decided to eliminate you from your current position (and life) by means of firing squad, do not attempt to run or hide, we will find you . a new replacement overseer will take your place in approximately 3 days. we will tell your family (if you have any in the first place) that you tragically died during a skirmish by a rival group.

you will not be missed.

-larry goldman of G.E.N.E.R.I.C. arms.