i remember like a couple years ago when i was supposed to go to a nature center (fancy word for outside) for my birthday and it was, i kid you not, literally five minutes away and yeah ill update you guys on when that happens

did i mention it never has happened and probably never will happen? how do you manage to fail on taking someone to a nature center 2.2 miles away

and multiple years in a row, too? sure i guess you could say “we don’t have enough money” but in that case just go outside in the backyard

tl;dr i want to go outside at night ive seen the big dipper once and never again (also im tired of breathing artificial air)