Ranking metal songs based on how painful the lyrics are :

5. Metallica – One

Oh nice now I can finally be alone with my thoughts, alright time to figure out what the hell is victoria’s secret, not painful at all, 0/10

4. Dying Fetus – Skull Fucked

Fucking until the point of not being able to do so sounds painful as hell, but sounds like fun, 3/10

3. Death – Pull the plug

Yeah dying in a hospital bed doesn’t sound very fun, not an epic way to die, 5/10

2. Slayer – Angel of Death

Please no don’t pierce me intensely with a knife, 7/10

1. Morbid Angel – Maze of Torment

Yeah doesn’t sound like a very fun maze does it ? 10000/10