Top 1000 SCPs :

1. Yo Mama ( vine boom thunder )
Known to be fat and stupid af, so stupid that she brought a cup to a juicewrld concert

2. Spoiled Pasta ( vine super boom 3x )
Nothing worse than eating soggy pasta you conserved from last week only to find out that it’s spoiled and you’re getting diarrhea ( thunder )

3. Twitter ( oooooooohhhhhhhhh mah gawd ( vine boom 39928x ) )
Also known as dumpster fire, creating a twitter account will be the biggest mistake of your life ( boom )

567. Literally every NSFW artist on e621
Just remember that in real life, these guys are completely normal people and they could be hiding in plain sight
The only thing abnormal about them is those who still live in their parent’s house, they can turn their heads, alt-tab and draw at an uncomprehensible speed, probably to avoid getting seeing by their parents ( boom )

980. GTX 980
When you realize that games will become more and more unoptimized and you only have 4GB of VRAM and should’ve gone for the R9 instead ( thunder wolf howl )

1000. Stick nodes demon ( vine boom )
A folklore or actually a real demon which haunts the app ? Maybe it’s just liie herobrine, it’s ralph’s long-lost and dead brother coming to haunt him back in his own creation ( thunder vine boom wolf howl 3x )