Top 5 mysteries no one can actually solve :

1. Who let the dogs out

The band says it’s the drummer who let the dogs out, but I think not

2. What is Victoria’s secret

Wtf 1!1!1!!!1! This has been bugging me for years, what is Victoria’s secret and why isn’t she telling us ( secret might be that the founder is a boy and not a girl )

3. How do crustaceans sleep

Bruh this is even worse, how the hell do they sleep, I’ve never seen one sleep unlike insects, which actually sleeps though they do it by being still.

4. Why is Apple not allowed to make good products

Apple has never made a good product, EVER, everything from their iphones to the garbage can to the cheese grater to the ear-violating hate crime of an ” earbud ” they made, they’re all terrible and none of them are good, doesn’t help that they’re overpriced too.

5. Who asked

Okay bruh that’s it im done