Guys holy shit

Okay so I just woke up not even 10 minutes ago but I have to tell this to the masses

So it was in a world that was like a mash up of GTA5 and those lego games (lego star wars, jurassic world ect ect) and it was chaos

It started I think im some small town where people had kei trucks, but some guy with a.gum wanted me to use his Honda truck to heal a bed full of fox ears to a depot, so yea I did that, he payed me, then I hauled ass into downtown LA and fucking hell, so yo know how the lego police games are wild, but GTA is NSFW? Yea it was a mishmash of that, clown criminals, hookers, and of course the dinguses who didn’t know how to fucking drive a car.

So I went in to a store to get some shit because they said a hurricane was coming, so what did I get?

Motor oil
Highly processed snacks
A bottle of water

And the body parts of a velociraptor, (hey don’t ask me, idk why the store had those in stock…)

So then I ran outside and stole some poor lads 1st gen toyota tundra, and did a classic lego thing, I put the velociraptor parts on the truck and then I woke up.

I didn’t even get a chance to drive the toyotaraptor

Or the velocitundra… what ever you’d call it.

But man it was wild, I saw a guy crash his BMW into a telegraph pole, then rebuild it on the spot and drive off like nothing happened