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    RETIREDACCOUNT 2019-06-26 07:12:08 UTC

    The most insipiring quotes I’ve ever heard from other people online:

    “If I were you, I’d go tape a dildo to a mirror, ya slut” (said after i sniped him in cs:go)

    “let’s gangbang this bitch” (said after he kicked the chair i was sitting in over in gmod)

    “Can I put my quantum harmonizer up your photonic resonation chamber?” (said from one of my groupmates in fallout 76)

    “Bitch, I dare you, I will turn you into the fucking Present-Atlantis Morty” (sent from my angry but kinda rapey friend that watches rick and morty)

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