Daily Memorable Quotes
Post a quote. And potentially a picture that describes the quote.
Let’s share the beautiful words of us living things.
It’s okay to make mistakes.
“There are no mistakes, only happy accidents”
-Bob Ross
Feel free to create and post your own quotes as well!!
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βMy eyes are up here, not on my lego ballsβ
~dumbsville -
“I joined so I can post this quote”
-me
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this hurts on a deeply personal level
2021-03-21 18:26:57 UTC -
User Banned
bruh
2021-03-21 18:28:58 UTC -
O u c h
2021-03-21 18:54:49 UTC
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\”So the other day, I was playing rainbow six siege, and I heard one of my teammates make a callout in the voice chat. It was a real life gamer girl. God, I kid you not, I just stopped playing and pulled my dick out. βfuck, Fuck!β I was yelling in voice chat. I just wanted to hear her voice again. βPlease,β I moaned. But she left the lobby. I was crying and covered in my own cum, but I remembered that I could find recent teammates in the ubiplay friends tab. I frantically closed down siege and opened the tab, to find out she had TTV IN HER NAME!!! She was streaming, and only had 100 viewers!!! The competition was low, so I made the first move and donated my months rent to her. I was already about to pre. She read my donation in the chat. God this is the happiest Iβve been in a long time. I did a little research, and found out where she goes to school, but I am a little nervous to talk to her in person, and need support. Any advice before my Uber gets to her middle school?\”
-14 year old on xbox 360-
User Banned
2021-03-21 17:59:09 UTC-
Replying to:β¦
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\”NOOOOOO! Sir we a lot of undead movement. Shit! It didn\’t work IT DIDN\’T WORK!\”
-HQ guy
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\”what\’s the status on the undead activity?\”
-general Sherman
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\”Number 6: Man urinates on fellow passenger for not being allowed to smoke. An Algerian man was arrested in February 2016 on arrival of his flight, after causing a fight on the plane then urinating on another passenger. The incidents took place mid-air on an Air MΓ©diterranΓ©e flight from Algiers to Paris. Halfway through his 90-minute route, one of the passengers was outraged because he wasn\’t allowed to smoke or drink alcohol on board. He later urinated on another passenger in protest, but the victim stood up and punched him. Cabin crew members managed to break up the fight and held down the disruptive passenger. The flight was diverted to Lyon, and the Algerian man along with the other man involved in the fight were escorted off the plane by police, upon landing.\”
-They will kill you -
\” A girl…. AND a gamer? Whoa mama! Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! \\*eyes pop out\\* AROOOOOOOOGA! \\*jaw drops tongue rolls out\\* WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF \\*tongue bursts out of the outh uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach\\* WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr \\*tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart\\* Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady… \\*heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt\\* ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum \\*milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background spiling white liquid and dough on the streets\\* BABY WANTS TO FUCK \\*inhales from the gas tank\\* honka honka honka honka \\*masturabtes furiously\\* ohhhh my gooooodd\\~\”
Everyone when a \”girl\” joins stick nodes
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βOh youβre a girl, I had no idea lolβ
*user sweating profusely, breathing heavily*
2021-03-15 00:07:53 UTC -
Not me
2021-03-15 00:27:31 UTC -
β The creatures who you think are women are, in reality, members of what I can only hypothesize is an alien race or a type of demon. β – Something from some website
2021-03-15 01:47:33 UTC -
User Banned
Everyone when a boy joins StickNodes: “sup brudda”
2021-03-15 04:09:25 UTC-
Replying to:When a girl joins;
Impossible
2021-03-15 04:12:48 UTC
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βSexβ
-Preston -
\”my asshole burns\”
-me-
User Banned
“my asshole melts”
-me -
Delicious
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\”Get the fuck up\”
-Dallas
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\”I have a black girlfriend now,because I severely burnt my hand on the stove\”
-Filthy Frank
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thought we were heading towards cancellation territory at first
2021-03-13 16:28:01 UTC -
Kira approves
2021-03-13 16:31:46 UTC -
User Banned
Fuck with your hand
2021-03-13 17:39:50 UTC
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\”Sex is gay\”
-hitler
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βhitler is gayβ
-sex
2021-03-06 21:56:15 UTC -
“goo goo ga ga”
~ hitler, at one point probably2021-03-06 23:13:10 UTC-
Replying to:
Can verify that he said this before
Don’t ask how I know this
2021-03-06 23:20:33 UTC
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\” \”
-my grandma
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i ate my grandma
2021-03-04 23:18:51 UTC
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\”okay, fuck you all of you in fricking sticknodes community shit, i am going some, else where so i canβt be toxicfied dumbshits\”
-Virgin Supreme
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\”They aren\’t Ropens; they are just penises\”
-Trey the Explainer, 2016 - Load More
User Banned
???
i dident think you had eyes