Ver. 3.114
Sept. 1st
Patch notes:
-Fixed ‘Free-will’ bug for Americans
-Added back dictators
-Added feature where sitting near music can temporarily trigger the memories. Wake up.
-Removed Herobrine

Build 8.7.25

– Family Guy Crossover Event Released!
Quahog added to fast travel destinations! Visit the town, do quests for the Griffin Family, explore the world of Family Guy! And, earn Family Guy-themed rewards, including the new Peter Griffin backpack and Family Guy poster hub world decoration!
– This fucking guy with Admin once again tried to spawn Ronald Reagan again, oh my god. We are working on genuinely just removing Raegan together because this one guy messing with the game just needs to be shot. We are working on that guy getting executed, but it’s not happening yet.
– Hermit Crabs given 2% more defense!
– I think we upped the Zebra spawn rate a little bit?
– Tyrannosaurus rex now has a .01% spawn rate, if you see one, good on you!
– Orcas now have a new addition to their skill tree! They can now use high-level intelligence skills like humans. This should shake up the meta.
– Hammerhead Sharks can now hammer nails.
– We made bladder cancer 0.00001% less likely.
– Ghosts recoded so they have more variety.
– Dragged Pirate Software out back and shot him.

News:
– Undertale Crossover in the works!
– I’m pretty sure we’re going to add weird worms under some people’s skin.