🌎 Earth Updates
Created 4.54 billion years ago by [what you believe in], Earth has gone through several versions, with many things being added and removed
Creating an account takes about 9 months to do
Updates for Earth as if it were a game, you can report on any bugs/glitches, or talk about the gameplay
We will post updates and patches throughout the year
This year’s updates and patches
https://sticknodes.com/activity/p/1954027/
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Earth Patch 903:7:25
Pillows not becoming warm patch is reverted (that’s temperature, @stickguywastaken)
Added a Wooly Mammoth beta build after Human Player polls and scientific research -
There’s some weird glitch on almost all land, basically the ground starts to violently shake, and because of the strange physics objects begin falling and breaking. Im guessing this happens because of something messing up the collision on the ground, and because of that it makes it shake, idk I’m not the dev
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Earth Patch:
– Made dreams more common
– Fixed glitch where pillows become warm -
Bug that NEEDS fixing!!!!
Strange distorted player characters spawning in? I think the character customization is bugged for some users?
Can we get this fixed? Can’t remember which players these are!!
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User Banned
Beware of the JD Vance baby guy, I heard he gets tourists deported by appearing on their phones.
2025-07-16 11:23:37 UTC-
Replying to:Sounds easy to avoid tbh tbh. Not like I have to collect 8 pages or anything yk.
2025-07-16 19:40:46 UTC
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sleep paralysis ass faces
2025-07-16 12:03:35 UTC
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Size Glitch Patch 906:92:25
Fixed glitch where bugs are the size of a cat.
Short People (Mainly Humans) now has a capped growth to stop class changes -
I just want to make things clear that this is not a bug, nor a glitch. There is an extremely rare chance that you can find the hit game character gman in some of your runs. We have been getting numerous reports on this feature that we had to make an announcement on it
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i seen him in my bathroom
2025-07-16 00:08:56 UTC-
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Call him Freakman cause he’s looking at your crowbar </3
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User Banned
Replying to:I’ve seen him in BChungus brainrot 💀 💀 💀
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Hey, quick bug report.
Stepping on a pickaxe in the right way has a chance of sending you flying. Used this yesterday to try to get to work and I accidentally landed just off the coast of Nova Scotia.
It’s great for speedrunners but honestly, it is kinda busted.
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Not a bug, feature.
We’re planning a tutorial on how to properly work this mechanic for low to mid level players, expect it in a few days.2025-07-15 22:26:37 UTC-
Replying to:
Yeah it’s like rocket jumping
2025-07-16 00:15:15 UTC
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How do you speedrun Earth?
2025-07-15 23:41:59 UTC-
Replying to:
Birth to fork in an outlet any%
2025-07-16 00:15:40 UTC
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