Yesterday i said that i wanted to get my money up so i can get an action figure, and the reason why is because i\’m currently broke because of this guy. This is ralph and we all know who this guy is, i mean he literally created this website that i\’m calling him out on right now. Anyways one day i left my mansion so i can go to a j*b interview that i had, when Mr. Krabs Jr decided that today was the day that he wanted to get more money even though he is rich. So out of all of the things he could\’ve done to get more money, so he got the best idea ever out of all of them, which was to BREAK INTO MY MANSION AND STEAL MY MONEY! And right after he successfully took all of my money, he decided to take a flick and post it in instagram gloating about how rich he is now. Keep in mind this guy is steal my freaking mansion. After taking that trash photo for his instagram, he decided that he wanted to take his criminal activity further by BURNING DOWN THE WHOLE PLACE LIKE A MANIAC! And to make matters worse, he posted a photo about that on his freaking twitter account. Now i got no place to stay, i didn\’t get the j*b, and on top of that i\’m freaking broke now, like bro why is it always me!? This isn\’t over ralph, i\’m gonna get my money back you thief! (Did a wheel spin and ralph won over the creature because they were tied in a poll.) – Arkham post

Dawg who in the world stretched out my stick nodes

I know im lacking on posting in the group but i have a good reason, similar to the Stickguy situation this SPEED DEMON in a Dodge viper put me in the HOSPITAL!! Anyways how this all started was because i was on a phone call with my lawyer and we were talking about my case on how we were suing Stickguy and my other cases, when i heard a strange noise approaching me. Keep in mind the light was red. Then he reminded me on how i didn\’t post on the group and to not forget, thankfully i had a photo in my back pocket to post for you guys and i was going to upload it. When suddenly i was SMASHED with pure force by a dodge viper going 190 mph in a 45 zone! Then as if it couldn\’t get any worse, it turns out the culprit was the same person who was a witness to me getting bullied by Stickguy! And then they got out of the car and yelled at me for almost ruining the new bacon paint that they\’ve gotten on the car WHILE i\’m still gasping for air, like how is that my fault if it\’s a red light and i have the right to walk!? Now i\’m in the hospital and it turns out i\’ve broken all 206 bones in my body and i\’ll be lucky to even post to the group anymore, so blame THEM for me not being able to post any cinematic photo for yesterday. Anyways here\’s some progress of my recovery, if only a sponge and pink starfish would sell me some chocolate ? I\’m never going to touch grass EVER again, P.S. that bacon paint on your car SUCKS. – Arkham update ?

Just a nice photo of me and some random giant robot i never seen before, how are they even gonna get on the bus? 🤔 – Arkham post 🦇

Guys i have a good reason for why i didn\’t post any cinematic photo, see i was originally going to post a super cool and awesome and cool photo. BUT this one person named Stickguy broke into my house and stole my tablet! i tried to stop him but then he threatened to reset the drama counter if i told a single person and threatened to hit me! So unfortunately i believed him and didn\’t do anything. And then after that he had the audacity to try and use me to get some aura, there was even witnesses there to prove it! And then he restarted the drama counter anyways after i did everything he said just for fun and blamed not just me.. But everyone on this app and said \”WE\” Anyways that\’s why i didn\’t post, and if i don\’t post again i\’ll blame rené or 2003 dodge viper SRT-10 (You know who you are..) – Arkham update 🦇