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    albo3occifersubscribermega-noderfeatured-lvl1uc-winner-lvl1 2018-11-17 23:37:50 UTC

    Someone try and convince me that Texas isn’t the best state.

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      2018-11-18 00:24:04 UTC 0
    • He said convince me that Texas is NOT the best state, not convince him that it is

      2018-11-18 08:32:31 UTC 0
    • That was rhetorical. It’s fact that Texas is much better than every other state combined.

      Now for a list of reasons:

      • Chuck Norris
      • We have the most oil out of all the states
      • Tex-Mex Food
      • No income tax
      • We have the worlds largest gas stations
      • Blue Bell
      • We’re so freaking large we have to be divided up into multiple regions
      • Everybody loves cowboy hats
      • Whataburger
      • Blue October
      • Beyoncé
      • George Strait
      • Scott freaking Joplin
      • Dr. Pepper
      • Buc-ee’s
      • We’re the only state that’s had the flags of six different nations flown over it. Speaking of that…
      • If it weren’t for Texas we wouldn’t have Six Flags
      • Texas is home to 10 major sports teams
      I’d put more but there’s just way too many.

      2018-11-18 16:08:45 UTC 0