but they’re wooden and hard

just like my DI-

idk either, i think it’s just a thing you say if you want to be funny or don’t know what to say at all

how did they even hold those? i can only hold a tub of ice vream for like 20 seconds before i put it down and shake my hands for heat

i also own a real top hat

tfw you try to learn what succ means and the dictionary says something like: \”wen da thot yeet yo meat in that mouth yo\”