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    AbsoluteSpaghettisubscriberuc-winner-lvl1mega-noder 2020-09-23 22:50:28 UTC

    i got rid of some of the jitters

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    • It seems a bit unnatural ngl

      2020-09-23 23:05:04 UTC 1
    • After ASNU finished his moves, the enemy rolls his eyes and walks away from the fight. He proceeds to quit his career as worldwide villain and become a charity worker. He spends 8 years working for charity until an old friend offers him a job at the local meat market, which gave him 30$ an hour. After 2 years of work, he retired and bought a lonely cabin in the woods. He spent half of a year in the woods, when suddenly, the cuts that ANSU had cut into him had sliced his body into 15 equal pieces and laid out on his polar bear rug, where they still lie to this day.

      2020-09-24 00:14:15 UTC 1
      • Replying to: Orange, Leader of the Holy Orange ReichAfter ASNU finished his moves, the enemy rolls his eyes and

        ANSU forgot to sheathe his blade until 10 years later when he realized he was holding it this whole time.

        2020-09-24 00:30:41 UTC 1