Foreigners be like:

Greetings (I am deeply sorry and apologize for my terrible use of the form of communication called English, because I originate from the landmass located in Northern Asia called Russia, and my first communication method is called Russian, therefore I am not fluent in the form of communication called English. My creators, also called Mums and Dads in some places, communicated to me with the communication method called Russian therefore I am most familiar with that communication method. I recently migrated to the landmass located in North America called the United Staes Of America, and I am still teaching myself the communication method called English, which is the most popular communication method in the United States Of America. Therefore I am deeply sorry and apologize greatly for my misuse of the communication method called English)