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Hey guys let’s just say there was a big Sticknodes convention and you attended. Let’s say I was there and I wheeled in a giant tank of water and some chains and a straight jacket because I intended to do a crazy Houdini trick in front of everyone. I’m in the water and I struggle for 2 minutes before the thrashing stops and the bubbles stop coming up. What would you do in this situation?







Personally, if I was there and saw this, I would drop whatever I was doing. I’d go and light a fire under the tank and I’d start cutting up carrots and onions and dropping them in to make a delicious stew!
Ask zems for help
Hell no
You got that
I did NOT do that and will not
You are that guy pal
WTF is a teen supposed to do bro
Idk I mean you could call 911 or you could be responsible and grab a straw and start drinking
I ain’t drinking but I am calling 911 then
What boot said
Join in on your Houdini trick
Well if u wheeled it in, im assuming I could just gather the strength to tip it over and you’d fall out
Don’t listen to that Fizzy guy…he’s real mean and he kicks me into the dirt and makes me eat sand! I JUST KNOW you could tip it over and save my life!!!!
Mf I’m YOUNGER then you
THIS IS WHY I DROWNED. THIS CRUELTY HERE IS WHAT DROWNED ME
CONNECTSON WHAT DID I DO 😭
Nah don’t worry bro I’ll be there to get u out so we can kick fizzy in
Jk we ain’t gonna kick u in bud
Get a camel to drink the water
My bloated blue body at the bottom of the tank once the camel finishes drinking:

Unhinge my jaw like a python and eat the tank whole (yum yum water)

“I haven’t seen Bootlegsnake since he did that cool trick at the Sticknodes convention. Do you know where he is?”
“Uhm. Gulp! Nope! Sure wouldn’t”
The Water-Tank-That-Bootlegsnake-Drowned-In shaped lump in my throat:
We all out’a water tank that bootlegsnake drowned in
double it and give it to the next person
(Sorry for bad english)
where where you when bootlegsnake die
I was at convention eating dorito i was at sticknodes at eating dorito phone ring
Hello?
Bootlegsnake is kill
No
Seek medical help or just watch you blankly, brotha there might be no saving you but theres at least an attempt