So your best friend’s a vegetable now
Blah blah blah
But you know what they say:
When life gives you potatoes, make potato salad
And I’ve got just the recipe
Hit it!

Buckle your pants, Buckle-buckle your pants
Pull up your socks and dance!
Buck buck BAWK BAWK Buckle your pants
Buckabuckabuckabucka buckle your pants!
Buckle your pants, Buckle-buckle your pants
Hey! I said dance!
Buck buck BOK BOK Buckle your pants
Buckabuckabuckabucka buckle your pants!

Ladies!
(Yeah!)
Buckle your pants!
Gentlemen!
(What?)
Buckle your pants!

Boys and girls of all ages!
(Yeah!)
Buckle your pants
Or they might fall down