Swords are balenced, quick, deadly; this is anything but.

lets start with the least offensive thing, the hilt (the bit you hold). it’s a decent size for the length of the blade however it is incredibly uncomfortable and from the looks of things; like the blade, fleshy. flesh is a unique choice but for a weapon it’s the worst mistake you could make. it means someone could cut through your sword with ease.

next, the blade itself. it is, quite certainly, disgusting, and i’m not talking about it’s eye. the length is perfectly fine, most greatswords like a Claymore or Zweihander are such lengths. what they aren’t though is wider than the average MacDonalds enthusiast. while you’d think that a super wide blade would mean it’s be easier to cut through things, you’d be wrong. firstly, due to it’s unbelievable weight, your centre of balance would be pushed forward, sending you falling on your face (literally) every time you even tried holding it. additionally, it’s weight would also deny every form of attack outside downwards chops, making you unbelievably predictable and easy to counter.

final verdict: 1/10 design can suck my d**k but at least you made it pretty.