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Ong bro the guy who gets paid to cut my grass js asked me the last time I saw “the naked women.” Like tf?! When I laughed it off and said whachu talkin bout man, he proceeded to ask me if ive ever seen the naked women. I said bro no. Then he said that he needs to take me to see the naked women. W H A T T H E F U C K?!

What
Yes, everything you just read happened moments ago
Whatdafuck
Lowkey felt like I had to pull one of these
“Why don’t women like me?”
-Random grass cutter man
EXACTLY
Dude is that guy mentally alright?
Because 山𝔥ΔŤ ᵗ𝔥ᵉ ғⓤⒸҜ
If I want someone to cut my grass. I’d like my grass to just be cut
On sum real shi though
Offers present themselves in the strangest of places.
You shouldn’t take them, but it’s funny when it happens.
I don’t think vro would’ve lead me to ANYTHING