I’ve played, a version… of that game I guess

I think you mean the actual OG, Bike Race

6 year old me was all over this

I played a game that was this but with monster trucks.
I think it was called something like “Offroad Legends”

Dam right, you are

-Yoda or something

In school yes

He’s going to kill u lock ur doors

Lol it gives you a notification too