I used to spend all day in bed
Then parents said “get out of your bed” x100
Now I’m in the basement
“Get out of the basement” x100

What the fuck do you want from me you piece of shit? Do you want me to shove my fucking computer screen in your face and tell you all my kinks and fetishes whilst reciting every conversation I’ve had with a dream character? Or perhaps you want me to go through all of my drawings and videos of me from 2014? Maybe you want me to go outside and walk away? Make up your fucking mind cunts. Want me to invite you to every discord server I’m in? Show you all my fucking n+otes documents and give you the password to it? I’m gonna give you a nickel each goddamn time you make me have a mental breakdown and you’re gonna be a millionaire. Don’t forget those times I slept in the living room to stay as far fucking away from you as possible.

..is what I would say if I could actually speak in front of them.