Story time:
Skelefreak went to the store to buy a rug to cover a bloodstain on his carpet, He also brought Raptr And Nekravol to the store. Nekravol wanted to meatballs while raptr was just there… When they were done they started heading towards the exit. But the trio were unable to find it… a fret an hour of searching Skelefreak had enough bullshit and climbed one of the tall shelves to hopefully locate the door, but there was only rows of shelves and furniture. It was then night and the lights went out. The three knew that it was night so they tried to find a place to sleep. They managed to find a couple mattresses to sleep on a few hours later Nekravol woke up after hearing someone say “excuse me the store is now close please exit the building” Nekravol, he thought it was only on his head when suddenly he sees a faceless humanoid wearing Ikea employee uniform running towards them. Nekravol immediately alerted everyone…

And eternal suffering.
See what i did there?

I’m making a second part rn

Story Time Part 2:
When Skelefreak saw the creature running, Skelefreak didn’t give a shit and shot the thing dead with a pistol. Unfortunately the gunshot attracted more creatures, all with different features. Skelefreak was done with this tom-fuckery, so nekravol flew him and Raptr through the roof and escaped

I just realized how do you fit a dragon into a store?