Uh, promise to not get mad at me when I say this?
As it’s not in a mocking or joking way.
So don’t get mad, I just need confirmation you won’t get pissed at me,so confirm.

How am I being salty?

And, uh… we, uh…
Know the bridge that burned.

How am I being cocky?

M8! I AAS ONLY REFURRING TO THE NUNS IN MY TOWN!
I NEVER BAZHED ON RELIGION ITSELF, OR ALL NUNS!
JUST THE ONES IN MY TOWN, THAT I KNOW!
Sooo, m8, you go to my profile, and leave, so don’t touchy da buttons.
Also, sorry chap!
Also,You said you ain’t gonna take a pinch from anything I say!

I’m not saying all nuns are awful, or that having a designated religion is bad, I’m IRL friends with a Christian.
I just hate the ones in my town.

I said that, because, of a few reasons.
First off, all the nuns in my town, are old, and ain’t cute.
Also, uuh, sin? Sorry m8, against mAh beliefs.
Also, I have a reason, to dislike the things they do to my house.
Because they’ve bugged us over 100 times, even after we said we weren’t interested, the FIRST TIME THEY CAME!
So, sorry m8, I just personally don’t like them, or at least the nuns in my town, they are way too persistent, and it’s always the same people, even after we’ve said we weren’t interested, over 100 times.

Yuck, nuns.
They come to my house, like 3 times a week, trying to get us to go to church. We just ignore them all the time.