It’s time for Animaniacs!
And we’re zany to the max!
So just sit back and relax.
You’ll laugh ’til you collapse.
We’re Animaniacs!
Yakko and Wakko:
Come join the Warner Brothers…
Dot:
And the Warner Sister, Dot!
The Warners:
Just for fun we run
Around the Warner movie lot.
They lock us in the tower
Whenever we get caught.
But we break loose
And then vamoose
And now you know the plot.
We’re Animaniacs!
Dot is cute and Yakko yaks,
Wakko packs away the snacks
While Bill Clinton plays the sax. (Season 1)
We’ve got wisecracks by the stacks. (Season 2)
We pay tons of income tax. (Seasons 3-5)
We’ve got millions by the books. (Episode 100)
We’re Animaniacs!
Meet Pinky and the Brain
Who want to rule the universe. (Seasons 1-2, sporadically in Seasons 3-5)
Meet Ralph and Dr. Scratchansniff,
Say hi to Hello Nurse. (Seasons 3-5)
Goodfeathers flock together,
Slappy whacks them with her purse. (Seasons 1-3)
There’s Skippy and there’s Slappy
and say hi to Hello Nurse. (Seasons 4-5)
Buttons chases Mindy,
While Rita sings a verse.
The writers flipped,
We have no script!
Why bother to rehearse?
All:
We’re Animaniacs!
We have pay-or-play contracts!
We’re zany to the max!
There’s baloney in our slacks!
We’re Animani-
Totally insane-y!
Here’s the show’s name-y
An-i-man-i-acs!!!!
Those are the facts!