(Redone because words are Gey)

Hey cool cats , and kittens !!!
It’s me , Gigan ! Your friendly neighborhood Cultist
Just letting y’all know how Gey Demons are , mainly Alastor the radio simp

| Aka @sansskelington |

. He probably likes cashews , and licks feet for a living
He also took his mom’s credit card and spent over 20,000 US dollars on Belle Delphines onlyfans .
He’s also an avid Deviant art Vore fan
(P.s. , hell is gey , which means I now own at least 45% of the property there)

Alastor also had Intense Gey $£X with baby Yoda and Lengdf , both have corona virus and aids

He used to be Sans the skeleton , a dweeb from underground, he probably had children with moles
Then he turned into pure darkness , an Allegory for how he likes to hide from Chads because he can’t handle true manly power

And now he’s puny fox man

(On a side note , everyone in the hotel shall be executed for war crimes against me and Doom Slayer , with the method of execution is gonna be to Rip and Tear there cheeks apart while Morgz is making a diss track on them in the corner)