So.

I know this has no relevance to anything, but….

I’m gonna talk about my dreams!

I usually have three types of dreams: 1. You got my regular dreams, which usually take place around familar areas, like my home or a mall. They also usually entail me warping between time alot, I don’t know why. 2. You got the nightmares, typical nightmare stuff ya know, shadowy figures in the dark, that kind of stuff. 3. Blank dreams, dreams that are just black with flashes of images. I never remember these so I won’t spend any time on them.

LET’S TALK ABOUT MY NIGHTMARES 😀

Now, I don’t have nightmares as often as I did when I was a kid obviously, but when I do, they’re usually pretty interesting. The nightmare I had last night was pretty funny.

When I have nightmares, it’s usually a result of sleep paralysis, and if you don’t know what that is, it’s basically when you’re in a half sleep state. Your body is still asleep, so you’re usually freakin’ out. Your brain tries to rationalize your fear by putting a scary figure in the room, usually taking stuff from the enviorment, like putting a dark figure in a chair you left your jacket on.

Though in this specific case though, the figure was…pretty laughable.

It was this weird ghost thing, it had the face of my brother, who is also my roommate. His face was chipped, and he was wearing attire very similar to Jarl Balgruuf’s in Skyrim, which I also have been playing alot recently.

I was actually laughing when I saw him, so I did my usually when stuff like this happens and move my jaw around to wake myself up. I thought I did wake up, so when I saw a spider near my face, I was trying to say like “UHHHHHHHHH” I thought my brother heard me, and was saying “What’s wrong?” but I when I tried to tell him, it was the usual gaspy voice you get when you try to talk whilst in sleep paralysis.

Another nightmare I had, wasn’t really scary, it was just kinda sad.

It was a weird one, me and my family were in some kind of grass field.

For some, the grass was like quick sand, getting stickier and stickier. There was this rocket at the edge of the field, and I was the first to reach it. All my family members were sinking, and they told me to go in. So I did. It launched, and I woke up.

It’s not like I woke up crying or anything, it’s just that I REALLY loved my family, and their appearances in the dream were scarily accurate.

OK.

Time to talk about the nightmare that scared me the most.

It was year ago, but I never forgot it.

I was just in a dark room. Pitch black, couldn’t see anything. And these two white dots. These two completely white eyes, appeared.

A few seconds later, the eyes faded into the darkness, and I felt like I was being dragged violently. I thrashed and struggled, but I couldn’t get loose.

The dragging got more violent, but then I made my hands into a finger gun and pretended to shoot it, which scared off the thing that was dragging me.

I woke up with my heart racing, my brother as always, was knocked out cold. I was scared to go back to sleep, but eventually I did, and I woke the next morning.

Time to talk about my normal dreams.

Well, if you could call them “Normal”.

In the first one, I was warpin’ around. First I was in my parent’s car, me, my two brothers, and my dad were driving on this long highway. I remember holding a bottle of wine, and my oldest brother was in a Captain America shirt.

Than I suddenly warped back home. I was holding a bowl of fish sticks, and I was watching a TV screen, with Captain America’s shield on a blank black screen. Then I warp again, I was at some kind of swampy place. I was outside this really nice looking house. My oldest brother and father were unpacking groceries, and I opened the door to go inside. My brother and one of my cousins were watching TV in the living room. My mother and her best friend were talking in the bathroom. My aunt was saying hello at the door.

And get this

My teddy bear runs up to me, and punches me.

Then I wake up.

If that didn’t make much sense, then this next one isn’t going to either.

It starts at a apartment building, of which me and my family moved out of a long time ago. My dad was talking to an old man. My dad told me to go get his tools out of this bathroom at the end of the complex. When I get to the toolbox I’m warped to the mall.

Now I’m walking with my mom and oldest brother at the mall. We stop at this furniture store so my mom could look at something. The furniture store’s structure was weird. It was open, on the highest floor, and there weren’t any guard rails. I see a child almost walk off, but an employee quickly catches him. Now that my mom is done looking at whatever, we make our way to a coffee shop. They decide to take the stairs, but for some reason I was feeling like a pu$$y at that moment and I didn’t. They insisted, and when I tried I started falling down them. What was a spiral stair set turned into a straight hallway of them, and it then turned into the staircase in my home.

My other brother was standing near the side of the end of the staircase, and infront of me was a door, of which I slammed into. Then I woke up.

Geez, why do these always end with me getting hurt?

Anyway, here’s my last “Normal” dream.

Me and my oldest brother were taking those little tops things off a cereal box, you know those things you’re supposed to give to your school, but me and my brothers never did, since we were homeschooled. But we won somehow, and were offered a trip to Japan, except the place looked nothing like Japan. It looked like the downtown of my city. There was like dollar Generals and Walgreen’s. Absolutely nothing slightly Japanese. We were drove around in a limo by this ninja lady, and our final stop was this weird orange and purple wheat field. Then a cat ran up to me and jumped on me, then I woke up.

Anyone else got any interesting dreams?