yay he’s dead

lmao
“the end”

…then your dog starts humping the iPad, and they both explode.

…then your computer explodes.

k

…then, your computer shows inappropriate stuff while your mom is behind you.

Which is about twice/three times a week?

NEW INVENTION:
online school shooters

If they get you, your computer gets a virus. lol

joke

“Hey, I’ll trade you some drugs for that gun.”

“DEAL.”

You’d be that person who says “Have a nice day! Come back sometime!” to a school shooter as he’s/she’s leaving.
lmao

take a few seconds think about what you said

Robber: “I’m stealing all of your Kit-Kats, or else the school gets shot up.”
You: “Give me some of a Kit-Kat bar, yeah? Thanks.”