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    milofragger7subscriberuc-winner-lvl2featured-lvl1mega-noder 2024-11-11 01:36:33 UTC

    My mama done tol’ me
    When I was in pigtails
    My mama done tol’ me
    A man’s gonna sweet-talk and give you the big eyes
    But when the sweet-talking’s done
    A man is a two-face, a worrisome thing
    Who’ll leave you to sing the blues in the night

    Now the rain’s a-fallin’
    Hear the train a-callin, “whoo-ee!”
    My mama done tol’ me
    Hear that lonesome whistle blowin’ ‘cross the trestle, “whoo-ee!”
    My mama done tol’ me
    A-whooee-ah-whooee ol’ clickety-clack’s
    A-echoin’ back th’ blues in the night

    The evenin’ breeze’ll start the trees to cryin’
    And the moon’ll hide it’s light
    When you get the blues in the night
    Take my word, the mockingbird’ll sing the saddest kind o’ song
    He knows things are wrong, and he’s right

    From Natchez to mobile,
    From Memphis to St. Joe
    Wherever the four winds blow
    I been in some big towns
    An’ heard me some big talk
    But there is one thing I know
    A man’s a two-face, a worrisome thing
    Who’ll leave you to sing the blues in the night

    The evenin’ breeze’ll start the trees to cryin’
    And the moon’ll hide it’s light
    When you get the blues in the night
    Take my word, the mockingbird’ll sing the saddest kind o’ song
    He knows things are wrong, and he’s right

    From Natchez to mobile,
    From Memphis to St. Joe
    Wherever the four winds blow
    I been in some big towns
    An’ heard me some big talk
    But there is one thing I know
    A man’s a two-face, a worrisome thing
    Who’ll leave ya to sing the blues in the night
    Yes the lonely, lonely blues in the night.

    (slowly descending to insanity)

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    • so you’re like something of a looney tunes guru i take it

      2024-11-11 01:59:36 UTC 6
    • late one night before the tavern keeper shut his door
      a wobbly gentleman came in his footing was unsure
      mustachioed and handsome and his clothing touched the floor
      he was no man at all he was three kobolds in a trenchcoat

      ones on the bottom strong is he
      twos in the middle carrying three
      threes pretending not to be three kobolds in a trenchcoat

      one day when a maiden was out on her nightly stroll
      she got lost in the forest and was set on by a gnoll
      when in there stepped a gentleman mustachioed and tall
      he was no help at all cause hes three kobolds in a trench coat

      ones on the bottom strong is he
      twos in the middle carrying three
      threes pretending not to be three kobolds in a trenchcoat

      once there was a king who was a scourge upon his land
      the citizens all wished him dead his rule they couldnt stand
      one day he just fell dead on the pavement by no hand
      he happened to have died next to three kobolds in a trenchcoat

      ones on the bottom strong is he
      twos in the middle carrying three
      threes pretending not to be three kobolds in a trenchcoat

      the people of the kingdom the mans praises they did sing
      believing that he was the one who slew their awful king
      put on his head a crown and to the throne they did him bring
      but little did they know he was three kobolds in a trenchcoat

      ones on the bottom strong is he
      twos in the middle carrying three
      threes pretending not to be three kobolds in a trenchcoat

      it didnt take them long to hate their brand new overlord
      he butchered up the tax code and put rebels to the sword
      from out of his own kingdom he was driven by the horde
      the economy had been ruined by three kobolds in a trenchcoat

      ones on the bottom strong is he
      twos in the middle carrying three
      threes pretending not to be three kobolds in a trenchcoat

      2024-11-11 05:22:00 UTC 3
      • Replying to: willowlate one night before the tavern keeper shut his door a wobb

        Jesse what the fuck are you talking about.

        2024-11-11 05:26:41 UTC 2
        • Replying to: Wannabe OutlawJesse what the fuck are you talking about.

          three kobolds in a trenchcoat

          2024-11-11 06:51:20 UTC 2