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Hyperdragondx9504
2020-01-16 02:42:23 UTC If you were to encounter these man eating, alien, three row teethed, hair spikes that launchy, furballs called “crites” what would you do? (This is my 2nd fear overall)
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run away
Well they can roll plus one showed off a spindash esque technique so you can’t NIGERUNDAYOOOOOO outta there…good luck!
use a jetpack
They would shoot you down with their launching quills unless you got a gun that can fend them all off
use bfg and jetpack
Bruh u say en word
Put Yoda in a room with them , wait 50 years , have my own Baby Yoda
feed a random woman to them, then
*walks down the street*
*sees a woman*
…
FOR THE MEMES!!!
Flex Tape them
Oh and btw they can roll around like sonic the f’ing hedgehog plus add more crites and then they huddle up into a giant critterball that whenever it runs over something it will strip everything except bones (yes even the peepee and ‘that’ thing girls have)
*loads slugs*
*grabs radio*
*takes cover behind an car*
Crushes cars too plus they have a friggin general and president that commands and plus the crites are actually smart enough to use technology because they are aliens but you can shoot em down
Oh, well just 10-22 and pedal to the metal and hopufly that tear gas canister dose something
I’d hit that.