Ahem, I am running for president.
What you get when i become president? Heres a list!
Free pets
International taco tuesdays each in every month
Parties on every saturday!
Sex jokes are illegal
No cringe allowed (for that we have both Skelefreak and Gigan to assist in keeping cringe out as a tag team partners in crime)
No judgement on food combinations
K-zilla takes over my position as president for every october to promote October Which october is officially named Spooktober! Where the scariest ghouls, spirits, monsters, and kaiju come out to scare the living sh*t out of ya! So probably stay indoors or brave the horrors outside!
Summertime is Chilltime where we all vibe to games, music, and etc! Or go outside where the beach has annual sand castle and surfing competitions! And free popsicles, and ice cream! And they all are unique from turkish stretchy ice cream, to soda flavored square popsicles from japan!
Also, don’t forget there will be faction wars! With dart guns and water guns along with other water weapons! With each faction wars each faction will be something you can choose between like salt or pepper! So beware of going outside, you might end up in a warzone. Make sure to get to the beach which is a safe zone For all! No fights only surfing, building, and fishing!
Spring is anime and hobby season where we all share our interests like Anime, TRPGs, Model kits, and even puzzles!
Fall is fantasy season where we go on quests, have some fun in taverns, and gamble!
Winter is the time to sled, shoot people with snowballs and snowball guns, and absolutely stunt with skis, and snowboards! After those wicked stunts and downhill races we can relax with hot cocoa, shaved ice, and other holiday delights!
And on every new years we stay up late as we can and party the hardest we’ve ever partied!
For political stuff:
Ralph, Sean, and Arcionek work together as vice presidents
Explosive bullet, and X-ray anims are commanders of the Sticknodes army with a sh*t ton of weapons, robots, and mechas
Skelefreak and Gigan are captains of the Sticknodes police. Taking down cringe and crime
Experienced and veteran sticknodes users are government officials ranging from judges, to secret agents working for the S.C.I.A, S.F.B.I, and the super secret: S.M.I.B
New users are citizens
Members of project landfall are automatic soldiers
People who make mechas Like LB groups are in charge of robotics and machinery
People who make weapons are in charge of weapon making
Officer and crusader ranked people are part of the Sticknodes police
And thats what you’ll get when you vote me and I Win this campaign! Also, for all who lose if i win i will make sure you get a good rank in the society like being a corporal, a lead scientist, etc! But good luck for now!