Shin Godzilla pitch meeting
Producer : so you have another Godzilla movie for me
Writer : yes I do but we need a title for it
Producer : how about just.. Godzilla?
Writer : nah it got to be more original and people could get confused with Godzilla (1954) it gotta stand out
Producer : it’s a new Godzilla not a sequel to other Godzilla movies right?
Writer : yes it is
Producer : so this is a completely new Godzilla?
Writer : yeah exactly
Producer : how about “new Godzilla”
Writer : it’s not that catchy though
Producer : yeah I mean I want people to know this is a new Godzilla I want its name to stand out
Producer: hmmmm
This is a Japanese film so what’s new in Japanese?
Writer: what ever this is : 新着
It’s pronounced Shinchaku
Producer: shin.. shinc.. h ku? Shin something Godzilla
Writer: hey that’s a good name
Producer: shin something Godzilla?
Writer: no shin Godzilla that’s catchy and new
Producer: oh shin Godzilla is tight and no one’s going to notice it except maybe Japanese people it’s not like a Korean Godzilla nerd is going to know it
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Writer: whoops
Producer: whoopsies