First off, you gotta give me $100

i shot him, no questions needed.

(i want this to be real, dub the scene i beg you)

“You animate with sticks?”
“No man, I don’t animate stickfigs.”
“Are you a Madness Animator?”
“Nah, I ain’t a Madness Animator, I just don’t dig on figs, That’s all.”
“Why not?”
“Stickfigs are hard to animate. i dont animate hard things.”
“Stickfigs look gooood. Sprites look gooood.
“Hey, stickman animations may look like Cinderella, but I’d never know ’cause I wouldn’t animate the filthy motherfuckers. sticks have a lot of connections. That’s a hard thing to animate. I ain’t animate nothin’ that ain’t got more than two connections.”
“How about Sprites? Sprites got one connection.”
“I don’t animate sprites either.”
“Yeah, but do you consider sprites to be hard to animate?”
“I wouldn’t go so far as to call sprites impossible. but they’re definitely hard. But, a sprite got Personality. Personality goes a long way.
“Ah, so by that rationale, if a stick had a good look, it would cease to be a hard animation. Is that true?
“Well we’d have to be talkin’ about one charming motherfuckin’ stick. I mean it’d have to look ten times more charmin’ than those Exi-Ray sticks, you know what I’m sayin’?”