Jack Marston but instead of being the last Outlaw of the west he’s a minimum wage worker.

this is how i look up at the ceiling at nights when i realize im never gonna be an old Mexican army vet in 1858 who after fighting and getting brutally wounded in the Texas Revolution, decides to move to the newly formed land of Kansas where he expects to live the rest of peace, before he and his community are harrased and oppressed by the Pro Slavery Militia of the territories, and is forced to take up his guns one last time to fight in guerilla combat for those who cant fight for themselves, and equality among all races in america, utimately culminating in him taking a last stand alongside John Brown in his raid to Harper’s Ferry, but instead be forced to live in a future where i have to pay $20,000 a month for the smallest apartment available.

hot take but i dont think he shouod be banned.
sure, he said some dumb religious shit, but it\’s not like he just spewed out the most homophobic shit to ever exist on the planet, give the man a chance to redeem himself.