i have a sudden urge to punch through either a brick wall or someone’s skull.

the only reason im trying to be rich is to own a 1971 Chevrolet Nova, no matter the cost.

Words so beautiful they made me cry, thank you.

hi this is ralph you have to pay me $200 or your figure will not accepted.

A Famous Outlaw of the Old West*

Im telling you, it’s only a matter of time before those damn Southern Stickxies try and disband the Union of Northern Sticknodia.

I mean, sometimes i do too.
but instead of taking little bites out of food, i take $10,000 out of national banks at gunpoint.

i never thought about it that way, maybe i do.