So if the plural form of mouse is mice, then why isn’t the plural form of house hice, “erm actually, it’s houses” SO THEN WHY CANT I SAY MOUSES AND VICE VERSA, THIS LANGUAGE IS STUPIDSHWI
AND WHAT ABOUT SPOUSES, WHY CANT I SAY SPICE, HOMONYMS EXIST SO??? BLOUSES? BLICE? or is mice just trying to be different idk

Also here’s this random image I made at 4 AM yesterday