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So yall wanted an update about me and my girl.
Shit got even more complicated. So she has been in love with me and I mean heavily in love with me. But she can’t date me cause she has a boyfriend. Its a long distance apparently and he is like my brother. (My brother tried to murder me and ruin my family.) Her BF is says shit like “If you don’t love me then I’ll kill myself.” And he lies to. He said his cat got shot and died in his arms but apparently he did not seem bothered and seemed the same. No sign of change emotionaly and she picks of on emotion really well.
Anyway she told him she will only be with him for about a week to make sure he will be fine mentaly. So I warned her that he will come up with something to make her stay and behold he did!
Also she said we wont date until Corona goes away enough for us to cuddle again. THANK FUCK THAT A VACCINE IS COMING OUT RIGHT NOW. Cause I want to be with her so fucking bad.But guess what? I’m moving and she said that if I do we wont date. Thats understandable in my opinion. But since my Mom and step-dad are getting divorced my Mom wont be able to afford to move.
Two steps forward one step back.







your life isn’t boring, that’s for sure
hope it goes well for you tho dude and it works out
just whatever you do, when you do get some of that cuddle action
don’t let me pop in your head
DON’T
You mother fucker you know exactly what you are doing when you said that.
If you ever see a post of me @ing you and it’s in all caps you know what happened.
I don’t know what you’re talking about, Ralph best waifu.
Also this meme:
But with thought bubble and Ralph there.
lol
I’m not one for relationship advice, but I hope it all works out in the end for you.
You could make a series about your life with the amount of things that happen in it.
Anyway I hope it all works out with you and her but if it doesn’t, keep in mind there’s always plenty of opportunities to meet other people.
Oh boy. This aint even the tip of the iceberg of my life.
I bet.