Kaiju presses a button, and Drayus teleports next to him about 3 seconds after.
“What’s wrong, Kaiju? Is that a-hole named Demise back for more?”

“His name is Drayus. He’sliterally the most overpowered guy I know, and is able to read any type of text thanks to his reality-bending abilities.”
Kaiju holds out a transmitter.
“I can call him now, if you like.”

“Yeah. We have a pal that can probably decipher the text.”

“Okay?”

Ghast laughs.
“Joy is a MASSIVE understatement.”

“Pfft. What’s the fun in relaxing? KIlling is the best part!”

“Nah, it’s cool. It’s pretty hard to kill something before I do, trust me.”

Suddenly, the back of each wizard bursts into sparks of blood, and one by one, they fall. Ghast appears behnd the last one that fell, looking happy.
“What? You think you’re gonna fight without ME getting involved?”

“Oh god! In the name of Ralph, I order all of your dress-wearing jerks to STAND DOWN!”

“No, it’s fine.”

“Hm. I see.”

“Oh. So, do you guys have any powers or anything, or just normal knights?”

Yeah, I know the skins don’t add anything. That’s the point, it’s the equivalent of beating a normal person to death.