“… Today just keeps getting weirder and weirder…”

“Gold? Nah. It more resembles titanium, but it’s enchanted. My body is made of a flexible metal enchanted to never rust, resist fire and heat, and be immune to time magic. The same goes for my sword, The Age-Saber.”

“Same. My body was crafted by magic.”

“yeah, the Utopians are LONG DEAD.
I don’t know fo any Oceans, but no average users are allowed here because they can corrupt the balance of Utopia’s magic energies.”

“Huh, you have quite the history….”

“Pleased to meet you. I’m Kaiju, the Origin Being and Temporal Lord of Time.”

He sighs.
“Alright. NOW COME TO PAPA!”
He dive-bombs out of the air, returning to his normal form and diving into the mountain of tacos.

“Oh… My… Ralph…
That’s the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen…
Then again, those are the a-holes that attacked me for no reason. Why should I trust them?”

“You know what? Screw both of you. I’m too hungry for this crap, so I’m gonna go have some mighty fine tacos.”
He stands up and flies away at blinding speeds.

The horn fires a small, high temperature ray that horribly burns his hand.
then, Kaiju grabs him by the arm and flies up, forcfully throwing him back to the ground and shooting a laser at him, creating a high-temperature explosion.

Hey, not everyone is naturally gifted at Node-making like you are.

Oof.

“I don’t like where this is going.”

Kaiju sends a shockwave of fire and energy in every direction, knocking every projectile out of the air.
“Are you guys actually trying? This is way too easy.”

Kaiju summons the Grand Photon Warblade and uses it to fire a hugebeam of photons at the enemy, effortlessly knocking him back to the ground.