I guess. I’m not entirely sure if that’ll ever happen, but It’s a possibility. Also, you’re “nerdy”? I’m mostly a nerd about stuff like anime and crap like that. Call me whatever you like, I’ve already accepted I’m not normal.

No problem! Also, don’t feel bad for me. I have enough issues as is, i’m just some random, nerdy, out of shape weirdo that smells bad. :T

I just thought there was a flicker of hope that Cookie would return to the site in disguise, that’s all.
I’m still sad he left, but at least someone new, nice, and relateable has shown up!

Oh, they think you’re just Cookie on a different account? To be honest, I did too, until you said you were his friend IRL.

Ahh, I see. In that case, welcome!
(Keep in mind this place can quickly turn from a peaceful site into a HellHole)

Oof indeed. ALso, I noticed you’re a level 1 member, so I take it you’re new to this community?

I CAN go to the pitch of a screaming girl, just not mid-song. Usually, I only do it in extreme pain, and it’s freaking embarassing.

Huh, impressive. I can go fairly high, but I have clear limits due to my deep voice.

Huh. I’m kinda chubby, but not fat.
Honestly, the only thing people really recognize me for in real life is my good singing voice. I’m actually REALLY good for a dude.

Yeah, and smelling terrible is one of the many reasons I’m unhappy with my life. Another is because I’m overweight and out of shape.

Oof. I’ve had a couple crushes before, but I don’t think I’ll ever be good enough for one. The thing is, due to my parent’s addiction to smoking (they’re still good people, they’re just addicted to smoking) I smell like udder crap. I didn’t even realize this until one time in Middle School where I got on teh bus, and some people started yelling “who smokes weed?!”.
So yeah, I’m most likely gonna be single all my life.

Oh, my friends are embarrasing in their own ways. One of them, for example, doesn’t know how to keep his mmouth shut, and sometimes embarrases me in front of other people from some of the stuff that comes outta his hole.

Ah. Lucky you, though, my only friends are dudes, females have never really seemed to like me, I’m not sure why. I think I know one reason that may be the case, though…

Oh. I see, that makes sense.
I only have like 3 or 4 real life friends. :T

Also, out of curiosity, how do you know Cookie’s email?