I believe I’ve made a few of those, I just haven’t posted ’em yet

“Yeah. Then there’s my b*tch sister, and perverted brother. My family is pretty weird.”

Kaiju laughs. “Yeah I hate bugs too. Mostly because my sister is a Godzilla-size fire-breathing dragon-insect of destruction, and has an army of equally ugly giant insects. Well, I should say WAS and HAD, since she’s dead.”

*Well, I wasn’t expecting that…* Kaiju thinks. “Huh. So you’re a shapeshifter?”

(Who WOULDN’T expect a Demigod of Time to be badass? XD)

(He’s had some pretty rough crap happen to him recently. He’s got kind of an attitude.)

*Oh sh!t-* Kaiju thinks.
“I’m Kaiju, nice to meet ya!”

“You’re welcome? It’s just what I do.” He says, shrugging.

Kaiju scowls and pauses time. In what seems liek a split second, the man is suddenly yeeted out the window. Kaiju appears a few feet away from where the man was standing. “Who’s next?” He says, sounding badass.

“Funny.” Ghast says. “I still have no f*cking idea how to change back to my normal form.” He jokes.

Kaiju, on the otehrhand, just nervously walks into the restaurant. He’d decided to wear a jacket and some pants so he loked at least presentable. He always does this in public, just to seem as normal as possible.

“It’s only able to be perfected without clothing, I’m afraid. It also takes years of practice.” Ghast replies.

Ghast slowly floats back down to the ground, landing softly. “Man, if I had poures, I’d probably be sweating right now.” He jokes.

You’re a cowboy?